My Biting Take On MySpace

To the Britneys, Whitneys, Tiffanys, Courtneys, etc:

There is a space where you can go

to bare your bodies and further annihilate your souls.

Put a guy in the picture with metro sexual appeal

and you’ve got MySpace,

your own private deal.

Mention you’re single even if you’re not;

Reveal only that information that suggests you’re hot.

Remember a few pictures from the bar or club are a must

and givem what they want ladies-

strut your stuff(specifically boobs and butt).

You don’t want to be recognized from highschool

so drink a lot of bear. Buy a tanning bed and make your “progression” clear.

Get some pictures with your groupies whom we cannot tell apart,

deceive yourself into thinking

this is your fresh, new start.

Lastly, remember that this is “your space.”

Do anything you want to defame your name.

If guys aren’t biting at your latest photo shoot,

GGW’s cameras are ready to give you a pathetic boost!

*P.S. This is not directed to those girls such as my younger sister who have created a respectable image on Myspace:)
*P.P.S. For some reason I could not space out the stanzas!

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5 Responses to My Biting Take On MySpace

  1. milica says:

    nicei liked the flowi think more girls / women need to have this kind of attitude… aka. it’s not all about showing off your body

  2. Rick says:

    haha, this is great!

  3. Grace says:

    Hey…I’m not on myspace but I like the poem=)

  4. daniel says:

    What if I want to strut my stuff on myspace…is that allowed? Or do I fall in the same category with the women?

  5. bchallies says:

    Amazing that young women have decided the porn star image is one they identify with, and admire!!

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