To the Britneys, Whitneys, Tiffanys, Courtneys, etc:
There is a space where you can go
to bare your bodies and further annihilate your souls.
Put a guy in the picture with metro sexual appeal
and you’ve got MySpace,
your own private deal.
Mention you’re single even if you’re not;
Reveal only that information that suggests you’re hot.
Remember a few pictures from the bar or club are a must
and givem what they want ladies-
strut your stuff(specifically boobs and butt).
You don’t want to be recognized from highschool
so drink a lot of bear. Buy a tanning bed and make your “progression” clear.
Get some pictures with your groupies whom we cannot tell apart,
deceive yourself into thinking
this is your fresh, new start.
Lastly, remember that this is “your space.”
Do anything you want to defame your name.
If guys aren’t biting at your latest photo shoot,
GGW’s cameras are ready to give you a pathetic boost!
*P.S. This is not directed to those girls such as my younger sister who have created a respectable image on Myspace:)
*P.P.S. For some reason I could not space out the stanzas!